🚨💤 Y'all, it's BLACK FRIDAY SEASON, and Dell's out here like "Hold my coffee" while we all prepare for the biggest shopping frenzy since the last time someone said “let’s put pineapple on pizza”! 🍕💔 Get your wallets ready ‘cause Dell’s unveiling the early bird specials like it’s a TikTok unboxing video! 🎉💻 But forreal, 9 💥NINE💥 laptop deals are hitting the shelves early. Even your grandma's dust-collecting old Dell might get jealous. 👴💸 In a totally *leaked* chat, one confused Dell exec said: "Why are we doing early deals? Don't people just wait until they can *seethe* over inflated prices? My brain hurts." 🤯💀 Meanwhile, the marketing team is like “STONKS! 🚀💰” and throwing confetti at their screens because they remembered the word "sale." So, if you're not camping out at Best Buy this year, at least hit up Dell to feel like a savvy shopper without the extreme anxiety of Black Friday. 😅 #ThisIsFine. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Watch out! By 2026, we’ll be Black Friday-ing on a Tuesday just to *finesse* the deals! *Drake Pointing* to that future! 💀🌀✨ Share this chaos, fam; your friends need to feel this energy! 🌌🔗