🚨💸 ATTENTION ALL BUDGETEERS! 🔥💀 Black Friday is here and it's a full-on money heist! 🏴‍☠️💰 If you thought Monarch Money was just some boring budgeting app, think again! We’re all about that *balance* yet so broke we consider selling our DNA for stonks! 📉💀 💥 Use code MONARCHVIP 🤴 at checkout to slay your way into a 50% discount (that’s just $50 for a whole year, no cap! 🤑). But wait, it’s for NEWBIES only 👶—kinda like that friend who thinks they invented budgeting! 🤡 Yeah, sorry existing users, you just got Drake pointed (🚫👉) *outta luck*! 🤔 But let’s be real: using it feels like trying to explain Bitcoin to your grandma. You’ll be on a steep learning curve like you’re on a rollercoaster built by a drunk engineer 🎢🤖. But fear not! The customization options are so detailed, you could probably sort your life goals by astrological sign! 🌌✨ Leaked developer quote: “We just wanted to make it ‘fun’ to budget... like eating broccoli while skydiving 💀✈️.” 🔥 Hot take: If Monarch doesn’t incorporate AI that literally screams “STOP SPENDING” at you when you hit checkout on Amazon, then it’s all just cringe vibes! 🤯💔 #BudgetingIsHard #Seethe Share this chaos with your budgeting pals and let’s make those money moves! 🚀👑💰