🚨🛑 *BREAKING: APPLE BLACK FRIDAY TAKEOVER! 🛑🚨* Listen, fam, if you were waiting for Apple to drop deals hotter than a HISHE version of *The Last Jedi*, THIS IS IT! 🍏🔥 Black Friday is here, and just like that one friend who tries to flex their AirPods in a crowded room, we’re about to see some SERIOUS price-slashing! 💸💔 When Apple shows up with discounts on AirPods, iPads, MacBooks, Apple Watches, and even AirTags, you KNOW it's giving “Finally, free candy at the dentist’s office” vibes. 😈😋 Here’s a little *NOT SO LEAKED* convo from an “Apple Developer” we found in the cyber-ether: 🗣️ Developer: “I mean, we’re basically just selling buttery rectangles at this point. Just slap a price tag on it and call it a day! 🚀” Me: “Sounds like engineering is just a glorified art project now. 🤡” **Stonk up** your gift list! 🎁 The AirPods 4 are going for just $100—ONLY $79 off, which means you can be moderately antisocial on a budget! 🙅‍♂️💰 It’s the *this is fine* meme, but... this time it’s fine for your wallet. 💀 🚀🔥 *UNHINGED PREDICTION*: This Black Friday, Apple might just announce the *iGod*— a device that will connect you directly to your bank account to siphon funds whenever you think about an overpriced accessory. YES PLEASE! 🤖💸 Plan accordingly, stonks are about to GO BERSERK! Share this with your broke bestie who still thinks the iPhone 13 is the peak of tech! 💀🤳