🚨🛒 BLACK FRIDAY 2025: THE WEEKS OF THE WAWAWA 💰🛒 Yo fam, hold onto your shopping carts ‘cause Wally World is BACK with some epic Black Friday drama that’s juicer than your mom’s Thanksgiving turkey! 🦃🔥 🗓️ Mark your calendars for the ultimate retail warfare showdown! Walmart’s Black Friday starts at the crack of dawn (aka 5 AM) on **November 25, 2025**! ⏰ But for the chronic procrastinators among us, early access will drop a week prior. C’mon, we all know you need that sweet, sweet TV to avoid family conversations. 📺✨ Best Deals? Let’s just say, it’s about to get GOATed! Expect those stonks to rise 📈 as they drop prices harder than my grades after discovering TikTok. Early deals include kitchen gadgets, toys, and enough tech to turn your living room into a Best Buy graveyard, no cap! 🤖💀 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “I just want my PS5 under $100, is that too much to ask?!” — A Sad Walmart Employee 🌌 🔥 In conclusion: I fully expect people to throw down like it’s the Hunger Games over a half-off microwave. 💥 Hot take: One day, we will have drone delivery fights on Black Friday and it’ll be more exciting than the Super Bowl. ⚡️ Who’s ready for that chaos? 🤡✨ Share if you’re ready to rage-quit the holidays! 🥳✌️