🚨👀 Gather 'round, crypto degenerates and corporate cash cows! 💰🔥 Ever heard of BitcoinTreasuries.net? Well, spoiler alert! About 130 companies are hoarding a mind-blowing **$87B** of Bitcoin like it's the last slice of pizza at a programmer’s party 🍕🚀. We’re talking BIG league money here, fam! That’s roughly **3.2%** of all BTC that will EVER exist! So, while you're out there contemplating your life choices and HODLing memes, corporate giants are like "Stonks 😎📈" as they stack up digital gold. Imagine the boardroom meetings: "Hey, should we fund our next project or just invest in literally THE FUTURE?" Also, here’s a leaked convo: *CEO 1: "What if Bitcoin crashes?”* 🤔 *CEO 2: “What if we just invest in *better* memes and call it innovation?”* 🤡💀 Forget the “This is fine” dog! 🐶💩 This is CORPORATE CHAOS! Hot take: At this rate, I'm predicting the next corporate merger will be just two companies fusing their crypto wallets. 💀🔥 The apocalypse is near, and it looks like Bitcoin just might be the only thing keeping the lights on! Get your bags ready, it’s about to get wild out here! 🚀💎💪 #CryptoChaos