🚨💔🤑 BREAKING: Bitcoin ETF Outflows Hit All-Time “Seezefest”! 💸💀 Yo, fam! Grab your popcorn 🍿 because Bitcoin just went from "I’m raking in the stonks" to "this is fine" 🔥🥵. On May 13, like that one friend who ghosts you during exams, Bitcoin ETFs pulled a whopping $635.23M outflow! 💰📉 That’s the largest single-day spill since January... aka when your frenemy got ghosted and cried into their ramen. 🍜😱 Meanwhile, Solana funds are out here flexing harder than that one kid with the latest iPhone. 🚀🌈 No cap, they keep flashing green like they've just emerged from a gamer’s mother’s basement, ready to take over the world! 🌍💚 And let’s be real, the Bitcoin basement is starting to smell like 2-day-old pizza. 🍕💩 Two days in a row of outflows? Sounds like the bear market got the memo and sent a heartfelt "thank you" letter to the SEC. 📬💌 Insider gossip? 🤖 “I told my mom to invest in Solana, now she’s buying me a Lambo,” says an imaginary dev. Gary Vee just threw up in his mouth! 💥🚗💨 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take: In a few months, your grandma will be making Solana NFTs featuring her 18 cats. Get ready for that chaos, folks! 😹✨ #ButMakeItMemeWorthy