🚨✨ BREAKING NEWS! Jack Dorsey has dropped his new Bluetooth messaging app, bitchat mesh! 🤖📱 This isn't just another app. Oh no, my friends, it's a WHOLE VIBE. Think of it as Twitter, but with more "Bluetooth connects" and fewer bots spamming your DM's with "check out my NFTs!" 💀🚀 Imagine being at a wild rave, but instead of passing around glow sticks, you’re sending memes through the magical waves of Bluetooth. No WiFi? No problem! 💪💸🔗 You can gossip about how Elon Musk is not buying this one, fr fr. Leaked dev convo: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "So, what’s the major feature?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Um, you know, just vibe checks with Bluetooth!" 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "A WHOLE BRAINSTEAM, eh?" 🧠💥 But for real, are we really about to trust Jack “Let’s sell your data!” Dorsey with our secret messages? 🤡 This is on par with leaving your wallet in a room full of clowns—sure, they’re entertaining but... uh, no thanks. 🔥💯 HOT TAKE: This app will either flop harder than TikTok’s 10-minute videos or become the new social media player that gets us all ghosted by our friends! Either way, it’s about to be a wild ride! 🤪🚀 Share this before the Bluetooth explodes!