💉🚀 2025: Where Biotech Meets Crypto in a Tragic Love Story 🤡🔥 So, like, brace your stonks, fam! The futuristic world of 2025 has taken a wild turn—biotech companies have gone full crypto! 💊💸 Just picture it: the next big cure for hangovers is now dropped on a blockchain like it's some NFT of a cat meme! 😹 According to Bloomberg (who, let’s be real, is basically the grandma of financial news), at least 10 biotech companies are throwing down their lab coats and *pivoting* to crypto like they’re in a TikTok dance-off. 💃💰 But seriously, can we pause the cringe? These companies are supposed to be curing diseases, not spiking their shares faster than a teenager chugging Red Bull! 🚀 Imaginary quote from a "developer": “We thought mRNA was next gen, but then we realized we could make a quick buck by putting ‘crypto’ in our name. It’s genius, right? 😎👩‍🔬” And I've got a hot take: in the future, they’re gonna start injecting humans with Bitcoin instead of vaccines. Just to keep your wallets and your health balanced! 💀🏦 So put on your helmets 🪖—the future's looking like a decentralized dumpster fire, and I am HERE. FOR. IT. 🔥🔥🔥 #ThisIsFine #BiotechOrBust #CryptoChaos