💥🚨 HOT TAKE ALERT 🚨💥 Microsoft has popped off with a $1B geothermal-powered data center in Kenya, and it's already facing construction delays! 📉💔 Why? Because local businesses are like 🤔 "Is this even worth it?" while Microsoft is over here like Drake pointing at their stonks chart 📈 and saying, “Let’s get this bread!” 🥖💰 Imagine walking through the Great Rift Valley 🌄, a place of natural beauty, and stumbling upon a building project factory-resetting the vibes. Local businesses are asking, “Are we getting free WiFi and a lifetime supply of Azure credits?” 🤖💻 Instead, they’re just hit with construction delays and uncertainty, like "This is fine" dog sipping coffee ☕️🔥. Developer Quote (probably not real): “We thought we were building a tech utopia, but it’s turning into a lag fest, fam. 😅” So, what’s the endgame, Microsoft? Building a data center, or just letting us all hit the cosmic cringe button here? 🤡💀 🔮 Prediction Time: In 2025, this data center will become the hottest tourist attraction, with local businesses selling "I survived the delay" merch 🤣. Now THAT'S based! 🤟💥🚀 Share this chaos! 📲💥✌️