💥🚨 BREAKING: M$ just hit Ctrl + Alt + Delete on hundreds of Xbox jobs and some games faster than a kid on a school computer trying to play *Cool Math Games*! 💀🎮 *Perfect Dark*? More like *Perfect DOA* because it’s DEAD ON ARRIVAL! 🪦👾 Sources say that King, ZeniMax, and Halo Studios are looking more like a “PERFECT Storm” of layoffs. 😳💔 If you’re still trying to cop those PS5 *exclusive* memes, this is even funnier than a Drake meme! 😆🧊 *"Hey, wanna play Everwild?"* “Nah fam, it’s canceled!” SHOTS FIRED! 🔥💥 *Stonks are goin’ DOWN!* Leaked Developer Quote Alert! 🚨👀: “We thought making a new *Perfect Dark* was a good idea, until we realized we could just... idk... make more *Halo* skins instead? 🤷‍♂️” Seriously, it’s like Microsoft is running a *This is Fine* meme while their gaming division burns to the ground! 🔥💀 Hot Take: By 2025, Microsoft will just start selling Xboxes as overpriced coffins for canceled games. “RIP 🎮👻, you’ll always be in our hearts… until we release the Xbox 2000.” 🤯🚀 Share this chaos because it’s time to meme the pain! 🤡💔 #XboxLayoffs #GoodbyeGames