🔥🚨🔥 BREAKING: Big Tech is out here playing **Acquisition** Like it's a weird game of Monopoly where only they can buy Boardwalk, and **NO ONE** is getting free parking! 🎲💸 So, listen up 📢, while y’all were busy *grinding* your startup dreams, 🍔 Meta just swooped in like Drake pointing at those poor AI startups with a cheeky grin, like *“We own you now.”* 😈👇 According to my *totally legit* source, aka a single dude in a basement (👨‍💻), "Man, if I had a dollar every time Big Tech hoarded AI talent, I could retire on a yacht made entirely of VC returns." 🚣‍♂️💰 Basically, Big Tech is **cooping up** all the top AI minds like Pokemon, while VCs? They’re out here feeling like that meme of the dog in the burning house saying, *“This is fine.”* 🔥🔥 And let's keep it 100: this ain't just about tech; it’s a fast track to *entrenching the same few players* in power. 🙄💀 My hot take? 💥 We’re gonna see a future where Meta, Google, and Apple are literally the *only* tech companies left standing, fighting over the remaining scraps like it's the Hunger Games, and you KNOW who’s gonna be behind *“May the odds be ever in your favor.”* 💀🚀 So, buckle up, fam! The tech world is about to go *full-Matrix* on us, and I’m here for it! 🎉🤖🤡 #AcquihireForTheWin