🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF TECH BOTTLENECKS 🚨💰💸 So, our overlords at Meta, Alphabet, Microsoft, and Amazon have decided they’re competing in the *“Who Can Waste $90 Billion Faster?” Championship!* 🏆💵💀 And guess what? They’re on track to spend over $344 BILLION this year! That's more zeros than my bank account after spending a night out 🚀💔. You know how the rest of us are over here doing DIY projects with duct tape and sheer willpower? Well, these tech titans are dropping mad cash like it’s a hot mixtape on Soundcloud! 💵🔥 "Meta's spending $90 billion but still can’t fix your grandma’s Facebook?" - Confused Intern No. 3 🤡 Honestly, at this point, they’re basically using all that cash to build a digital fortress where all our data gets stored along with our hopes and dreams. 🦾👻 *“Dude, let’s build a Metaverse where nothing works, and we charge people to be sad!” - Brogrammer Ed, probably!* 🤖💀 But wait—what do I know? Throwing money like confetti and calling it innovation is definitely *the vibe*. Stonks? More like stonks that went to the moon but crashed into a black hole. 🌌🤯 **Hot take:** In 5 years, we’ll be living in a reality where our monthly subscription fees will be more than our actual rent. This is fine! 🔥😱 #Stonks #Seethe #Cope