🚨💧 BREAKING NEWS: Big Tech is trying to turn our clean water into "cleaner servers" and Trump is like, "Say less, fam!" 💸🔥 What’s next? Mining Bitcoin in the bathtub? 🤡💦 So check it: the fancy folks over at Meta, Amazon, and Google are pulling some Jedi mind tricks, lobbying the White House for slacker Clean Water Act permits because who needs H2O when you have stale memes, right? 🤔🥴 It's like if they had a TikTok duo but instead of dancing, they’re like, “Let’s just poison the rivers for profit!” Stonks rising! 📈💰 Sources say, "C'mon, man. It's just water!" as they rip open their third energy drink of the day 🤝💀. And if anyone asks, they’ll just flash the ol' “This is fine” meme while leaning back in their swivel chairs. 🚀 In a totally unhinged prediction: by 2025, water will become the new NFT! 💦➡️💻 "Dude, I just bought a gallon of this filtered lake water from Algorand!" The future is bleak but also very, very meme-worthy. Share this chaos before Zuckerberg sends the drones! 🍕💥 #ThisIsFine #DrakePointing #CopeSeetheMeme