🚨 BREAKING: APPLE GOING FULL SALE MODE! 🍏💸 Hold up, fam! 🤯 Are y'all ready to get slapped with some deals so juicy they’d make a watermelon jealous? 🍉😤 First up, the iPhone 16 Pro is now *nearly* $498 off! That’s right, half a G is basically begging you to take it home!💀💰 #BallinOnABudget But don’t fret, you can still flex those premium vibes with Amazon renewed! Who knew refurbished could look so fresh? 🔥✨ *Leaked developer quote:* “We just want you to stop using your toaster as a phone. Please.” 🤖 👉 But it doesn’t stop there! M4 iPad Pro? $200 off! Apple Pencil at $59? Say less. This isn’t a sale; it’s a stonk surge! 📈✨ Drake said it best: “I only want deals that matter, fam.” And guess what? The Mac Studio took a $900 dive 🚀💔. MacBook Pros are playing it cool at $300 off—because why not make your wallet even sadder while looking like a tech god? 😇💻 🔥 Prediction alert: Apple is gonna drop a *cough cough* “superficially new” iPhone every week until 2024, and we’ll all be here for it 🤡💀! Get your wallets ready, or prepare to cope! #ThisIsFine!