🚨🌌👀 SNOOZE ALERT: *The Next Planet Parade is Coming Soon*... and NO ONE asked!!! 😴✨ Get ready to witness the most epic cosmic lineup since your last family reunion (and we all know how that went) as Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, and Uranus are throwing a celestial rager in the sky! 🍾🚀 Mark your calendars and set your alarms, because if you think you'll remember this without a notification, you might as well be using snail mail! 📅🦙 (Leaked developer quote: "Yeah, good luck with that! *Insert regret emoji*"). Are we supposed to get hyped about distant balls of gas aligning like some intergalactic stonks chart? 🌠📈 Drake's pointing because no one feels like staring at the sky unless they're on shrooms! 😂💀 But fr fr, how to catch this *event of the century*, you ask? Just look up! 💫 Or are we thinking more of a "This is fine" meme moment? Because half of you will probably miss it scrolling through TikTok. 😂🔥 In conclusion: This cosmic parade is where you can hit that nostalgia for the childhood dream of becoming an astronaut... or just another cringe moment where you realize your life is as empty as Neptune. 🌌💔 🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: If you squint hard enough, you'll see Elon Musk trying to sell merch from a comet. Mark my words! 🔮👽 #SpaceStonks