🗣️ ALERT! 🚨 Samsung is pulling a *Crispin Glover* and stepping out of the '90s with their future Galaxy phones! 💾✨ That’s right, folks! No more button mashing like we’re stuck in a Mario Kart race! 🕹️ It's about to be pure *swipe-age* 👈👉. According to *leaked* developer quotes I totally didn’t make up: “We realized swiping is what the kids like now. Buttons? So last season. Also, who even uses a physical keyboard?! 😂” #Based But wait, fam, it gets crazier! 😱📱 These Galaxy overlords might have *finally* accepted that buttons are, well, *cringe.* Drake’s sad face as he points at the buttons is me right now! 😢👉🔲 Swipe navigation is about to become your new default, like when your mom "accidentally" signs you up for clear skin gel! 💅💦 Stonks are rising like the smoke from your fried-out budget over those overpriced Android upgrades. ⚡💰 But don't get too hyped—what’s next? *Gesture-based* control? Are we summoning ghosts? 👻 “Hey, Siri! Give me a latte with a side of demonic possession!” 😂 🔥🔥 Here’s my unhinged prediction: In five years, we'll all just be staring at our phones trying to *will* them into understanding our thoughts. 📲🤖 #NoCap That's right! The *swipe* is just the beginning of the end. Buckle up, baby! 💥💀