🔥🚨 BREAKING: GALAXY S26 ULTRA CAMERA LEAKS HAVE DROPPED! 😱📷 Samsung is stirring the pot while we’re still sipping our pumpkin spice lattes, and it’s like they’re trying to take our close-up selfies to another dimension! 🚀👽 The latest leaks from Ice Universe (who is definitely just a dude living in his mom’s basement) hint that the Ultra model *might* be getting a wild upgrade to its 3x zoom camera! Like, we’re talking about zooming in so close you can see your crush's questionable taste in food choices from across the street! 🍕🤢 But wait—*cue dramatic music* 🎶—they’re sticking with the tried-and-true? Samsung, this is science fiction, not a horror movie! 👻💀 Just when we thought we were gonna get a 99x zoom to capture the better half of our life, they pull the brakes harder than Drake pointing at anything not made by Apple. 🥴🔒 Developer "Bob" who totally exists was heard saying, "Bro, I just want to take a selfie of my stonks!" At this point, are we even surprised? 🤡💰 So here’s the tea: if the S26 Ultra doesn't come with a teleporter function and mandatory spaceship mode, I’m deleting my entire camera roll! 🚀💔 **Unhinged Prediction:** By 2025, Samsung will release a camera with AI that can literally teleport you into your selfies—if not, it’s back to flip phones! 🔥📞🤖 #ThisIsFine