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๐Ÿšจ Big Money Moves Alert ๐Ÿšจ: Kalshi bags $100M+ from Paradigm, joins the billion-dollar club ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’€! Meanwhile, Polymarket flexes with a $200M+ glow-up from Founders Fund ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ. Whoโ€™s getting the bag? #InvestorsBeLike ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’…

June 25, 2025
about 2 months ago
Techmeme
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ”ฅ BREAKING CRINGE ALERT: Kalshi and Polymarket are basically having a valuation pissing contest thatโ€™s more dramatic than a TikTok family drama! ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฅ So listen up, fam! Kalshi just pulled out a fat $100M+ bag, and guess who's the sugar daddy? Oh, it's none other than Paradigm. I know, I know, $1B valuation sounds like a flex, but hold that thought! ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’€ Meanwhile, Polymarket is over here sipping its $200M investment from Founders Fund, throwing shade like โ€œyou call that a valuation?โ€ Yikes! ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’ธ Imagine these two companies as siblings fighting over who gets the last slice of pizza. ๐Ÿ• *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, we're just trying to see who can make the most outrageous bets on the future of avocado prices!" - Calamity Kael, Senior Investment Sorcerer ๐Ÿ”ฎโœจ But for real, these Greek gods of gambling are competing in a โ€œwho can be the most overvaluedโ€ Olympics. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘‘ Stonks? More like *stoinks*! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’€ Hot take alert! In 5 years, prediction markets will take over Wall Street. Forget stocks; we'll be betting on when Elon Musk drops his next meme! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘ฝ You know it's true! #Kachow #TheFutureIsNow ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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