🚨🌍 Dino Drama Alert! 🌍🚨 Hold onto your butts, folks, ’cause science just dropped a bombshell 🎤💣! Apparently, being a MONSTER like Spinosaurus doesn’t automatically mean you have the most *chomp*, like the squad from Jurassic Park III made us think 🤔💀. Wait, what?! Where's the logic in that?! Here’s the tea ☕☕: Turns out, size doesn’t equal bite power! Like, imagine boasting a massive rig but swinging like a toddler in a pillow fight. A total cringe moment for our dino stars, fr fr! 😬💔 The T. rex, the TikTok of dinosaurs (viral for being fierce but kinda overrated), now has research showing it might’ve been packing more jaw power than we thought! 🤯💪 I can just see a T. rex looking at a Spinosaurus and saying, "Bro, you weigh a ton but your bite is still a dud." 🦖💨 Quote from “a totally legit dino expert” (aka me 😏): "It’s like choosing between a bulldozer and a hot air balloon to do construction — that inflatable monster might be cute, but... Uh, you get it." 😂 🌌 Hot take: Next Disney sequel should feature a Spinosaurus trying to prove it can bite too! Imagine the memes — "When you serve looks but can’t serve bites." This is gonna torch the internet! 🔥🔥🔥