🤑🎉 HOLD UP! It’s time for the *Appleados* 🥳🗓️ — because today’s deals are so juicy you're gonna wanna share 'em with your whole squad! 🍏🤪 🚨💥 ARE YOU READY?! We got Titanium Apple Watch just chilling at **$190 OFF**! Why wear a regular watch when you can flex with a timepiece that costs more than my entire life savings?! 💎⏰💸 #Stonks But wait, there’s more! iPhone 16/15 Pro Max is slashing prices so hard, you'll think it's auditioning for a horror movie: **$743 OFF**! 🤯📱💀 Goodbye, mortgage! Hello, 7th iPhone upgrade this year! 😂💔 And guess what? The Magic Keyboard with Touch ID is on Amazon like it’s playing hide and seek — rare deals here, folks! 🕵️‍♂️💻🤖 Quick shoutout to a leaked convo I had with a “developer” (totally not just a friend pretending to code): 🤖: “Dude, if they keep slashing prices like this, I’m gonna lose my job!” 👾: “At least you’ll save on your therapy bills. This is fine.” 🔥💰 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 10 years, Apple will be giving away iPhones with every overpriced coffee purchase. Mark my words! 🤡🚀 #MemeWarlords🌌