🎉🔥BREAKING NEWS: Elad Gil is about to pop off with a MASSIVE $2B fund, and I’m not talking about the latest NFTs or overpriced avocado toast! 🥑💸 Yo, listen up: dude's out here making solo GP fundraising look like a hot indie album drop, and we’re all just sitting here like 🤡. You know it’s serious when investors are sweating more than a gamer trying to win in a 24-hour livestream! 💀 According to sources that are definitely not just memes I made up, venture capital firms are under pressure to cough up big checks faster than we can say "AI is taking your job." Like, can we get a moment of silence for the startups that will inevitably be funded just because they put "AI" in their name? 🤖💵 #Stonks Imagine this convo: Elad: “I’m raising $2B.” Investor: “Wait, do you accept exposure as a payment?” Elad: “Only if it’s viral. 😏” Meanwhile, the market is like, “This is fine,” as the whole tech landscape goes full-on galaxy brain trying to figure out what’s hot next. 💥🔥 In conclusion, (deep breath) if you didn’t invest in AI yesterday, you're already in the cringe zone — no cap. My hot take? Elad’s fund will be the only thing left standing after the inevitable tech bubble pops, and we’ll all be left trying to figure out how to sell our old phones for food. 🍔📱 SHARE THIS CHAOS! 🤪💥