🚨💥 BIG NEWS ALERT! Rapido just hit that *stonks* level! 🚀💸 Your Indian ride-hailing app is flexing hard, doubling its valuation to a WHOPPING $2.3 billion! 💰💰 I mean, what are they doing over there? Selling fast food & pick-ups like it’s some sort of tech buffet? 🍔📲 So, guess what? Swiggy just offloaded a 12% stake of Rapido for around $270 million in a secondary share sale. Talk about a "I’m not even mad, I’m impressed" moment! 👏🍕 If only my bank account could relate... Imagine the convo at Swiggy HQ: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Should we invest in more delivery drones?" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "Nah fam, we just give our money to Rapido. 🚗💨 It’s like Uber, but with more masala!" Now, here’s the juicy part: with this funding, Rapido is probably planning to launch an *Uber-for-elephants* next. No cap, it’s gonna be wild! 🐘💨 Prediction time: Within 5 years, we’ll be getting rides from AI-powered flying tuk-tuks that also serve chai. **Mark my words, fam!** This is chaos in the making! 🤖🔥💀 Share this chaos if you’re ready to take the ride of your life! 🏍️💥💨 #RapidoRuckus