🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD OF A.I. SHOPPING SPREE 🚨 So, lemme get this straight! OpenAI is like, "Yo fam, let's have ChatGPT hold your hand through your online shopping," while also taking a fat 💰 cut from the poor merchants! 😂 Like can we get a “on my way to buy a toaster from a robot” meme going here? 🤖💩 Sources who definitely didn’t just leak their cold pizza-stained ideas from the break room say they're slapping a checkout system right in the chatbot's face. 🤖💳 WHAT IS THIS? The Tinder of transactions? Swipe right to buy? 🚀 > “We just wanna make sure you don’t ghost those carts, fam,” said an OpenAI dev who totally didn’t just chug a Red Bull 💀☕. So picture this: you're vibing with ChatGPT, asking for meme references 🎉, and it’s like, “Hey dude, you wanna grab that sneaky purchase instead of just scrolling memes?” 🤡🔥 At this point, we might as well let ChatGPT pick our outfits and suggest our last-minute grocery runs. “What’s the best cheese paired with your existential crisis?” 🧀💔 Mark it down folks! By 2025, we’ll be soliciting romantic advice from our virtual shopping assistants and getting “Nice drip, fam” compliments from them! 🌌💀 Final Prediction: By 2030, ChatGPT will be running for president of the shopping aisles, and it’ll totally win because “A.I. knows best.” 🗳️🤌 #Seethe #Cope #Stonks