💥🚨BREAKING: COINBASE IS ABOUT TO BE $2B DEEP IN INFRASTRUCTURE💰💰🚀 Hold up, fam, Coinbase just hit us with a plot twist that would make M. Night Shyamalan proud. They’re about to drop a cool $2 BILLION on BVNK, that stablecoin company with the vibes of your uncle’s questionable NFTs. 👀💀 Forget Coinbase just being “that exchange” — they’re going FULL GALAXY BRAIN 🧠✨, diving into stablecoin infrastructure like it’s a kiddie pool full of money! No cap, this is them saying: "Investing in stablecoins? CRINGE. We’re going for the infrastructure, baby!" 😎✌️ As one “anonymous developer” (definitely not just me pretending to be a developer) said: “This is like buying a fancy coffee machine for your office, but you’re actually just serving overpriced water.” 🤖💦 When asked about the timeline, a Coinbase spokesperson was heard saying: “We expect to close this deal later this year... or early 2026, you know, whichever comes first. No pressure!” 💀 🔥🔥So what’s next, folks? Coinbase will probably launch a ‘Coinbase Home & Garden’ section where you can buy stablecoin plants with ~0% APR! 🌱💸 My prediction? This time next year, we’ll all be paying for our Starbucks with stablecoin-infused blockchain coffee. Sip on that, haters! ☕️💵🚀