🚨🤖 BREAKING: THE WHITE HOUSE JUST DUMPED A MASSIVE AI ACTION PLAN! 🚨💥 And guess what? It’s got MORE recommendations than a Spotify playlist for sad Bois! 🎶💔 💼 More than 90 AI commandments dropped like it’s the 10th tablet from Mount Silicon! 📜✨ I mean, who needs a tech summit when you can just let Uncle Sam go full nerd mode? 🙃💻 🦅 “We’re just trying to keep the robots from taking over, fam,” said a *totally* real insider 🕵️‍♂️ who definitely exists. “If they start running for president, I’m outta here!" 😂👋 But wait, there’s more! President Trump is about to bless this paper like it’s a TikTok dance challenge and sign some executive orders that are as fresh as a can of Red Bull. 🍻📝 Drake’s got the “No” face on for those cringy AI regulations while we’re all out here like “YAAASSSSS, POLICIES!” 🙌 🔥 Imagine the future where AI not only suggests memes but also decides if you get that guac extra 💰🙈 – ‘cause this is fine, right? 🤡 🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2025, your toaster will run for president while debating against your Roomba in a live-streamed rap battle. Yup, I said it. 💀🚀 #AIFuture #SendHelp