🔔 BREAKING: Amazon is about to make you feel like you're in a Black Mirror episode IRL! 🤖🙈 They’re reportedly snatching up a startup named Bee that’s all about those sneaky AI wearables that eavesdrop on EVERYTHING you say (yikes!). 🐝👀 Imagine your life as a TL;DR summary courtesy of Jeff Bezos spying on your life decisions like he’s your nosy aunt at Thanksgiving. "Oh look, she said she wants to eat healthier… *adds kale to the shopping cart* 🥬" Forget privacy, fam. This is the ultimate flex of “What’s that? You like privacy? No cap, LOL.” 😂 Even the Bee employees are hitching a ride on the Amazon stonk rocket! 🚀💰 Maria, the founder, probably told them, "Congrats! You’re now on the world’s biggest eavesdropper's payroll!" 💀❤️ “Listen,” said one developer (who definitely does NOT work at Amazon), “we’re just trying to get people to be more productive by talking to their phones while their phones are talking to the cloud. It’s all very *fine*.” 🐸☕️ So buckle up, tech fam! My unhinged prediction? In 2024, Amazon will launch the ‘Beefle’—an AI wearable that literally beefs up your social skills by analyzing your cringe conversations in real-time. 🥩💥 This is where the meme magic happens, people. Share this insanity and watch the chaos unfold! 🔥👽