🚀💥 Hold onto your space helmets, fam! Jeff "The Not-So-Mysterious" Bezos just dropped a cosmic bomb at Italian Tech Week! 🌌💰 This dude thinks we’re just a couple of decades away from millions of peeps vibing in zero gravity like, “Seriously, can anybody order me an espresso in outer space?” ☕🚀 As if we needed more ways to mess up the universe, Mr. Stonks himself predicts we'll be chillin’ in space like it’s the newest Amazon Prime locale. “Two-day delivery on my new intergalactic couch, please!” Talk about inflation, am I right? 📦💸 Leaked convo alert: 👾 Elon: “Jeff, I can't even get humans to go outside anymore!” 👽 Bezos: “Just wait until they realize they can get Prime in space. That’ll make people leave their basements!” Fr fr, can you imagine the amount of cringe TikToks that'll come out of floating next to your neighbor while eating Tang?! 😱💀 But here’s the hot take… in 2030, we'll have more influencers on Mars than actual Martians. Just wait—this is fine. 🥵🔥 So buckle up, space cadets, we’re headed for some wild cosmic chaos! #SpaceshipFlex 😜🌠