🔥🚀 Breaking News, Fam! Jeff Bezos is at it again! This dude is throwing $600 million at a robotics startup called Physical Intelligence like it’s birthday cash for all the trillions he’s collecting! 💰💰 I mean, do his robots even have UNLIMITED coffee? ☕️🤣 🤖💡 So, the buzz is these brains they’re building are supposed to be MORE INTELLIGENT than your average TikTok influencer. Like, can they predict the next viral dance move? 💃🕺This ain’t the “This is Fine” meme, folks. We're straight-up living in a sci-fi movie where robot clowns will take our jobs, and we’ll just seethe in our own misery! 🤡💀 🥴💬 Rumor has it, one developer said, "If my robot doesn't come with a built-in coffee maker, I'm OUT! No cap." Meanwhile, a Bezos imposter is in the background going, “Investing in robot brains? Y'all ain't ready for my new overlords!” 🤖🔥 In a totally unhinged prediction, I’m calling it: by the end of this year, we’ll have sentient robots fighting each other for our TikTok likes! PEAK CHAOS incoming! 💥🌌 LET'S GOOOO! 💀💥🍿 #Stonks #RobotUprising #BasedNotCringe