🦸‍♂️💸 Yo, fam! Amazon just dropped a THICC $50 BILLION (yes, with a B) to power up the U.S. government with AI and supercomputing! 🚀💻 I mean, did Jeff Bezos finally decide to unlock his inner Tony Stark? 🤖✨ 👁️‍🗨️ Imagine a world where your Amazon Echo can now report you to the feds faster than you can say “Alexa, play 'This is Fine'” 🎶🔥 Is it just me, or does this feel like we’re building Skynet but for government bureaucrats? *Drake pointing* 🕵️‍♂️👀 And brace yourselves — we're talkin’ about adding 1.3 gigawatts of power. ⚡ That's enough to make Doc Brown's DeLorean jealous! 🚗💨 **Leaked dev quote:** “We’re basically just trying to help the government catch up to the average 12-year-old's gaming rig!” 😂💀 But let’s keep it 100, who thought this was a good idea? 🤔 It’s like giving the government a supercomputer and saying, “Go ahead, make memes!” In summary: stonks! 📈💰 But here’s the hot take: in five years, we’ll have a government-run TikTok with AI-generated cat videos, and the world will never be the same. 🐱🎥 #EndTimes💀🔥 Share this chaos if you're living in the Matrix! 💥💥