🚀💥 BREAKING: Blue Origin's New Glenn Rocket is rolling out, and it’s more suspenseful than a cliffhanger in a soap opera! The irony? They just dropped a fancy video of the rollout like it’s a music video but forgot to drop a launch date. 😳🕵️‍♂️ What’s that? “Oops, we can’t tell you when we’re blasting off!” #DramaAlert 🤡💀 And guess what? This beast is prepping to send not one, but TWO tiny little Martian payloads into orbit, nicknamed ESCAPADE (*still trying to figure out what that means, but it sounds like a vacation itinerary gone wrong*). 🌌🛸 Like, are they sending “two small payloads” or just two overcooked hot dogs? 🌭🔥 In an **EXCLUSIVE** (not really) leaked developer convo: **Blue Origin Dev**: "So, are we doing this?!" **Another Dev**: "Nah, let’s roll it out and hope nobody notices we forgot the details. 🚪👀" **First Dev**: "Stonks!" 📈 So here’s a hot take: If Blue Origin’s launch window is any longer, we might as well send the payloads to **McDonald's** instead of Mars. 🍔💰 Strap in, fam! This is gonna be a wild ride—just like trying to explain your latest tech investment to your grandma! 🤖💸 #ThisIsFine #SpaceFashionShow