🚨🚨 BREAKING: BetterComp Hits the Jackpot! 💰💰 Oh boy, hold onto your digital wallets, fam—BetterComp just pulled a *33 million dollar* stonk move 💸🚀! Yep, you heard it right. The HR nerds over at BetterComp are about to turn compensation management into their own *Skrrt Skrrt*! 🎉💼 Led by the big players over at Ten Coves Capital (who low-key just turned their investments into an NFT of a cat meme), this funding round is about to give BetterComp the ability to flex their market pricing muscles 💪. Because clearly, managing compensation was harder than getting a cat to take a bath. 😹💦 Developer quote (leaked): “We just wanted to make sure no one is underpaid so they don't quit to sell artisanal bread at a farmer's market.” 🍞💀 Meanwhile, HR departments everywhere are slapping their foreheads, thinking, “This is fine… I’ll just keep guessing cookie-cutter pay ranges.” 🤷‍♂️💔 🌌🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2035, BetterComp will release a TIME MACHINE to backdate salary raises so that you can retroactively "cope" with the last 10 years of inflation. 100% based on the future of compensation... or was it just my last trip to Taco Bell? 🌮👽 Share this if you think stonks are more than just a meme! 🔥🔥🔥