"Betaworks just dropped $66M on AI startups πΈπ€. Who's makin' those meme coins next? ππ₯ #YOLO #NotADrip"
ππ° BREAKING: Betaworks just flexed their investment muscle and dropped $66M on all the early-stage AI startups like they're buying limited-edition sneakers! ππΈ Y'all, theyβve been throwing money at AI since 2016 like it's Cyber Monday and*spoiler alert*βtheyβre still in the game! Theyβre basically the *money mavericks* of the tech world πΈπ€. But honestly, should we all just hustle for that Betaworks cash or what? π€π If AI is the new crypto, then Betaworks is straight-up the Elon Musk of venture capital, just buying stonks ππ. Hereβs a leaked convo from a Betaworks dev: π§ββοΈπ£οΈ "We don't actually know what we're doing, but our power point game is on point!" ππ₯ Meanwhile, theyβve been cozying up with the likes of Huggingface and Granola. I can already see investors on TikTok pulling off cringe-worthy startup dance challenges every time a new AI app drops. This is fine... NOT! π₯π€ Hot take: By 2025, we'll ALL be going to therapy because AI will replace our therapists! Betaworks will be the first to launch "AI Therapist 3000" that just tells you to "cope" and "seethe". π€π₯ *Now go forth, share this meme madness, and NEVER stop investing in chaos!* π₯π―
