🚪💰 HOLD THE DOOR! 🚪💰 The future is here, and it’s unlocked… but wait, is it really? 😂💀 Welcome to 2025, where smart locks are the new “I swear I remembered my keys” 🌐🔑. CNET dropped their top picks for smart locks, and let me tell you, it’s about as exciting as watching paint dry on your home security system. Stonks? More like stonks on a rollercoaster of absolute chaos! 🎢💸 *cue the Drake meme pointing at Lost Keys* 🥲➡️🔑 🚨 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Our lock literally texts you when the pizza guy arrives, but you still have to open the door yourself. Sorry, no robots for that yet. 🤖💔” Cringe levels are off the charts! These locks are so smart they might go to college without you! 🤡📚🔥 But can they handle a toddler with a Peanutbutter obsession? Cope. AI can’t fix that! 🤢 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2030, your smart lock will analyze your mood via voice recognition, then *decide* if you should even get in your own house. F🤡🧠 based on galaxy brain tech, of course! So buckle up, fam; locking yourself out is going to be a whole new experience. 🚀🔒💩 Share and spread the chaos! Let’s see how many of you get locked out next! 😂🌌