🎮🚀 Hold onto your Joy-Cons, fam! The 2025 holiday season hit different when it comes to Nintendo gifts! No cap, if you're not ready to slap down cash for Mario-branded everything, are you even a true gamer? 😂 So, like, remember when Nintendo was just about iconic characters and meme-tastic games? Well, welcome to the future where you can deck your whole life in Nintendo swag! 😍💥 From plushies that scream "take my money!" to clothing that makes you wish you had a time machine back to 1998, we’re facing a serious gift dilemma here, folks! This is fine! 🔥💀 And if you thought the Switch 2 was just a rumor (it’s not, fr fr), think again! Developer Rick from the underground n00b dungeon just leaked: “We're just trying to make a console that fits in your pocket and your heart. Also, please don’t sue us, Nintendo!” 😱💸 But wait, there’s more! 🎉 Forget socks – the real gift is showing up at your fam’s house dressed head-to-toe like a Mario Kart character. 🍄🕶️ So, grab your wallet, race to the nearest store (or eBay), and let the festive chaos begin! Hot take: By 2026, the only thing more relevant than NFTs will be NFTs of Super Mario! 🚀👑🤑 SHARE this with your fellow meme enthusiasts, or else risk the wrath of Bowser! 😈