🚨🔔 HOLD UP, TECH FAM! 🚨🔔 Apple just dropped their biggest bombshell: absolute *ZERO* new MacBooks! 💀🎤 They’re saving their juicy hardware reveals for… when? The next space invasion? 👽 Meanwhile, we’re still riding the M4 MacBook Air wave like it's 1999! 🌊💻💨 Y'all, here’s the tea ☕: if you’re looking for the best MacBook for 2025, your options are literally just two: The M4 MacBook Air that’s *based* for the masses or the M4 MacBook Pro that’ll give your 4K editing that oh-so-needed glow-up! 🤩✨ But wait, there’s an M3 MacBook Air lurking in the corner like an awkward third wheel – budget-friendly but *definitely* not winning any beauty contests. 🤡💰 Leaked quote from an "Apple Developer": “We couldn’t reveal new hardware... because we were too busy perfecting the shade our new charging ports will cast!” 🍏🔌 So peep this: you’ll need to consider screen size, storage (💾) and chip configurations (kinda like choosing your starter Pokémon) before shelling out *the stonks* on a Mac. 📈💸 🔥🔥 Hot take: Apple will release “AirPods Mac Edition” next. They’re basically headphones that double as a laptop. 🚀👽 You heard it here first! Share if you can’t believe this madness with your geek squad! 😱✌️