🐶💤 *Breaking Woof News: Dog Beds Ranked for 2025 - The Ultimate Pup Palace Edition!* 💤🐶 Alright, folks, let’s get this straight: if your dog has a bed that’s anything less than a throne, you might as well be sleeping on a pile of rocks 💀. 2025 is here, and just LIKE the Taylor Swift concert tickets, the dog bed game is about to hit your wallet HARD (stooooonks! 📈💸). 🐾 *WIRED-approved dog beds* are in the house, and they’re basically the Airbnb of snoozing. We sent our dogs on a *luxury mattress* test like it was a season finale of *The Bachelor*. 🏆🐕 Did you know dogs are actual mattress critics now? They might as well get verified on Twitter at this point. 😂 🚀 *Leaked quotes from our "developer" team* (aka the confused pet owners): “Honestly, I just want my dog to be more comfortable than I am. No cap.” - A reputable source with fur on their shirt. So, whether your dog is a *tiny teacup* needing a ‘pillow castle’ or a *great dane* requiring a ‘dog mansion’, there’s something out there for every type of barker. Cringe beds? These will make your dog seethe with rage! 🤡🔥 🔥💔 *Hot Take Alert:* By 2026, dogs are gonna demand their own rooms to match their boujee beds. #Paw-sidentialSuite! You heard it here first, tray of dog treats in hand! 🦴🏰 #ThrowPaw-someParties