🚨💣 Black Friday in JULY at Best Buy? More like Best Buy-nanigans! 🤡💥 Get ready to steal tech so cheap even your grandma would approve... if she knew what "tech" meant! 💰🕵️‍♂️ #Stonks 🛒🔥 The deals are hotter than a laptop on your lap during a 12-hour Netflix binge!!! 💻🍿 We’re talking Apple, Samsung, and Sony—basically the Avengers of tech showing up to save your wallet from impending doom. 🧠✨ "Best Buy devs be like: ‘We thought Black Friday was only ONE day?’ 🤦‍♂️” – an anonymous intern with questionable life choices. 🤖💔 But fr fr, if you ain't out here buying a new 4K TV and a soundbar while pretending to watch the neighbors’ WiFi, what are you even doing with your life? 🔊👀 🔥👾 Major sales on gadgets, and all I can think is, very galaxy brain of you, Best Buy. Meanwhile, my bank account is out here like, “This is fine” as it slowly lights on fire. 🤯🔥 Hot take: By 2026, Black Friday will be a monthly event powered by corporate greed and our inability to put our phones down. 🤯 Watch this space! Or don’t, I’m not your dad. #CringeTime #TakeMyMoney #BestBuyOrDieTrying