💥🚨HOLD ONTO YOUR MICE, TECH SQUAD!🚨💥 Are you tired of scrolling through snooze-fests about desktop computers like a bored dad at a family BBQ? WELL, STRAP IN, because it's 2025, and we’re diving into the chaotic pixel ocean of DESKTOP DOMINATION! 💻🔥 So, CNET just dropped their "top picks" for Macs and PCs, and lemme tell ya, it’s giving major “I tried to be a tech influencer but ended up as a beige box” vibes. 🧐🤡 Like, can we get a little originality? No cap, just show me the one that can *actually* play Fortnite at 240 FPS while I sip my overpriced oat milk latte! ☕🚀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We're just picking what's popular, fr fr. I asked my cat for advice and he just knocked my keyboard off." 😹💀 Drake be like: “If you’re looking for a desktop, just don’t pick the cringiest one of the bunch.” 😤🔥 Remember, kiddos: If it doesn't have RGB lighting and a sticker of a sassy cat, did you even upgrade? Stonks are going up 💰💻, but so is my caffeine intake as I choke on all these lukewarm reviews! Here’s my unhinged prediction: In 2025, desktop computers will have personality traits of their own. I, for one, welcome our new desktop overlords! 🤖👑 #DesktopsAreTheFuture #NotClickbait