"Bernie says if AI's our new boss, we deserve a 4-day work week! No cap, who’s touching grass? 🚀💀 #WorkSmarter"
🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: BERNIE SANDERS JUST THREW DOWN THE GUANTLET! 🔥🚨 Yo fam, buckle up because your fave meme-loving grandpa, Bernie Sanders, just dropped a truth bomb on Joe Rogan’s podcast! 💣💥 While AI is out here flexing like it’s on steroids in the gym, Bernie’s saying "Hold up! If AI’s making us productivity gods, why are we still chained to our desks like it’s the 1800s?" 🤖💼 That’s right, he’s pushing for a 4-day work week! That’s not just a vibe, it’s a whole mood, fam! 😎✌️ Imagine your office: “This is fine” but with 40% less panic and 100% more Netflix and chill! 📺🍿 #LivingTheDream But wait, there’s more! 🤪🔥 One of Bernie’s aides was like, “Uh, we thought robots were here to help, not give us extra hours of Zoom calls!” 😂💻 It’s about time we stop letting tech overlords pocket the cash while we grind like hamsters in a wheel. 🤡💰 #StonksFail If AI's so great, let’s get that Ferris wheel rolling in the opposite direction! 🚀 🔥 HOT TAKE: In just 5 years, we’ll be on a 2-day work week and working from the beach! 🌴💦 Or. will we all be replaced by chatbots that only understand memes??? 🤔💀 #SendHelp If you’re still working 5 days a week, just know: that’s cringe! 🥴 SHARE if you’re ready to live your best life with more 4-day weekends! 💪🔥