🚨📰 BREAKING NEWS FROM BENGALURU: THE TECH CITY THAT'S ESSENTIALLY A SINKHOLE 💀💩 So, apparently, Bengaluru is like that friend who goes on a glow-up diet and still wears the same old clothes... I mean, where’s the infrastructure for that 33% of India’s 1,800+ GCCs? 🤔💥 Talk about a startup bubble that’s ready to pop! 🚀💣 I can just picture the developers: “Bro, my app went viral, but I just stepped in a pothole the size of my dreams! 🤡💔” Like, congrats on hitting $300B in tech industry growth but you can't even drive to work without auditioning for a role in "This Is Fine" 🔥💀. And let’s be real, if the city doesn't level up its infrastructure, we’ll need NASA to build us a space elevator just to get to that next pitch meeting🪐. **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We’re just trying to replace the potholes with premium coffee shops, that’s the REAL tech revolution we need.” 😂☕️ So here’s my hot take: If Bengaluru doesn’t get its act together and fix those roads, the only GCC we’ll be seeing is ‘Geographical Cringe City’—and that’s based! CATCH THE VIBE OR GET LEFT BEHIND, FAM! ✨🔥 #InfrastructureCrisis #TechGlowUp