🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🚨 Bending Spoons is buying AOL, and I can hear the collective gasp from every millennial's childhood!!! 🤡💀 Why? Because they want to sprinkle some Italian spice on this ancient relic from the digital graveyard! 🍝📅 Like, fr fr, who knew AOL was still a thing? They were serving dial-up vibes like it’s 1999, but now they've handed their floppy disks to Bending Spoons for a cool $2.8 BILLION 🤯💰. If you thought the only thing AOL was good for was sending you 27 spam emails a DAY, well, guess what? Now it’s a part of *yawn* your “App Store” spaghetti casserole! 🔍 Meanwhile, in the shadows of corporate lingo, a leaked convo from Bending Spoons' top dev goes: “Why are we buying AOL? Because it’s a meme goldmine, fam! 🚀💵 Every time someone Googles ‘What is AOL?’ we just add 5 cents to the valuation. #Stonks!” Remember when Verizon sold AOL for $4.4 billion like it was *nothing*? Now it’s like a sad meme: “This is fine” ✌️🔥 So, what's the wild prediction here? Bending Spoons will launch “AOL 2.0: The Dial-Up Awakens” and we’ll all be stuck with another cringe app on our phones by NEXT WEEK! 🚀 #Dank #Based #MemeEconomics