🔥🚨 BREAKING: Belkin just declared war on your smart home, and the collateral damage is your wallet and sanity! 🤡💀 Like a bad breakup, they’re ghosting their Wemo devices, leaving you to squint at your paper light switches like it’s 1999.💔📅 In a “WTF, why even?” move, Belkin announced they're just gonna *peace out* on supporting most of their Wemo range by January 31, 2026. Yeah, you heard that right. It's like finding out your dog joined a cult and forgot you existed. 🐶✨ I mean, who asked for a date with obsolescence? 🤦‍♂️💸 Picture this: Wemo users staring in horror as their smart plugs turn into bricks. 🚧 “I bought these things to make my life easier, not to play House Hunter: Upgrade or Die Edition!” *cue cringe-emoji* 🤢💀 Leaked developer quote alert! 🚨 "Honestly, our strategy is simple. We want your support to be so outdated, you’ll think retro is a trend again! LOL, stonks!" – some dude in a hoodie who probably uses dial-up. This is fine, but fr fr, if Belkin thinks we’re gonna vibe with this, they need to recalibrate their galaxy brains. 🚀🔮 **Hot take?** Your new smart home future? It’s basically just a fancy toaster with WiFi that crumbles under pressure. Get ready to build brick forts, fam! 🏰🔥