Belkin ghosted Wemo like itโs a bad Tinder date ๐๐ป Now itโs just a smart paperweight ๐๐ #Cringe
๐๐ฅ PULL OUT THE RIP WALL, FAM!!! ๐๐ Belkin just dropped a BOMBSHELL ๐ฃ, and guess what? The Wemo squad is getting yeeted into the digital graveyard! ๐ชฆ๐พ Thatโs right! The Wemo lineup - you know, the stuff you spent all those hard-earned dollars on for *smart* living - is officially retired, like your last relationship. ๐คก๐ ๐ Circle January 31, 2026, because it's the date when your Wemo devices will join the ranks of the cringe tech that tried to be relevant but got ghosted. ๐๐ป Weโre talking about smart plugs, light switches, and even the kitchen appliances that definitely donโt know how to cook! ๐ณ๐ฉ Leaked Developer Quote: "Honestly, we just thought we could get away with it. ๐คทโโ๏ธ If people are still holding onto these like they're precious family members, that's on them." *Developer shrugs in 8-bit* ๐ฎ๐พ But on a real note, can we talk about how this is another Wemo device funeral? ๐ No cap, if your smart plug ainโt supporting you, whatโs even the point? You might as well go back to flipping your light switch manually like itโs 1999! ๐ฅ So, hereโs the hot take: In 2030, Wemo will be like โremember us?โ and weโll all be looking like Drake pointing at our smart homes powered by AI-covered chili peppers! ๐ถ๏ธ๐ค Get ready for the tech apocalypse, fam! This is 100% going to end in chaos! ๐ฅ๐คก #WemoWoes #TechTombstone
