🚨🎉 HOLD UP, FAM! 🚨 Just when you thought AI couldn’t get any more extra, *Bedrock Data* swoops in like your meme lord dad saying “it’s just a phase” and decides to DROP the ArgusAI! 👀💰💥 So, what’s ArgusAI do? It’s basically like a super-sleuth 🕵️‍♂️ for enterprises trying to figure out which of their data is pulling a sneaky snake move during AI training. Think of it like a bodyguard for your data instead of another cringe TikTok dance. 🤖💀 They just pulled in a cool $25M from Greylock Partners because apparently, investing in *keeping your data from leaking like a rusty faucet* is the new hot stonks move! 📈🔥 Imagine pitch meetings sounding like: “Our data’s leaking worse than my 3rd-grade science project. Help!!” 🤡🤦‍♂️ CEO Bruno Kurtic probably sat down with his team and said, *“Listen, we need to stop these data leaks like my mom stops my social media accounts from getting hacked!”* 🙈🤧 So, what’s next? Bet on the fact that every AI startup next season will be integrating anti-leak features, or else they might as well start selling *data umbrellas* because we’re about to enter monsoon season! ☔️💃 This is fine! 💩✨ #AI #Stonks #MemeTheSystem