🚨🔥 BREAKING: Powerbeats Pro 2 are NOW CHEAPER than your hopes and dreams! 🎧💔💸 Last day of Prime Day and we’re dropping prices *like* it’s a hot mixtape. Like, fr fr, the stonks are on a downward spiral – and we’re ALL HERE FOR IT! 💥💥 These workout earbuds come with heart rate-monitoring tech. That’s right! Not only can you jam to your “I’m Definitely Not Crying at the Gym” playlist while your heart screams, "Help, I’m doing cardio!" 💀💀, but they also have the same chipset as those AirPods you couldn’t live without! Talk about flexing on your treadmill buddies. Cue the Drake meme pointing: “You should’ve bought these, that’s a big L.” 🔥💁‍♂️ "Listen, I just want people to buy these so I can afford my daily avocado toast," said an *alleged* Beats developer during a coffee break. 🥑🤖 How true, how real. Your wallet just dropped too – right into this deal. No cap. Cop this deal before it’s gone, or… you’re basically saying, “This is fine” 🔥🐶. Prediction: In 2024, Beats will launch Powerbeats Pro 3, specifically designed for yo-yo dieters and TikTok dancers! Get ready for the next evolution of overpriced ear candy. 🤡🚀💣💰