🚨🔥🩺 Hold onto your thermometers, fam! The FUTURE has just touched down—BeamO is on the scene and it’s hotter than a sauna in July! 🔥💰 Withings just dropped this gizmo at CES 2024 and it’s officially FDA-cleared, so you know they’re not just vibin' in their mom’s basement. 🤡💀 Picture this: you’re casually frying bacon while also reading your EKG like it’s the latest gossip from your favorite TikTok star.📈📉 Say goodbye to boring old thermometers and hello to BeamO: the Swiss Army knife of health tech! 🤖💪 Stonks! 💹 Rumor has it a developer said, “We wanted to make a thermometer that not only checks your fevers but also makes you feel like a superhero.” 🦸‍♂️ Sure, buddy… ‘cause when I'm sick, I want to feel like Tony Stark with a temperature of 101.5! 💀 And just when you thought it couldn’t get wilder, all this healthcare *flex* can slip right into your pocket. 😱👖🔥 So, what’s next? A smart toilet that can diagnose your emotional state? “This is fine,” right? 🤷‍♂️ Hot take alert! 🚀 In 2025, we’re gonna see a “smart” spoon that can read your mood through soup temperature. Can’t wait for that cringe. 🥳 #FutureIsNow #BeamMeUpScotty