🚨🌪️ BREAKING NEWS: BBC vs. Perplexity—The Ultimate Showdown of the Century! 💥🤖 So apparently, the *British Broadcasting Corporation* (aka the BIG BOYS of news 🏰) are throwing shade at Perplexity for being a *content thief* 🤡💔, and honestly, I'm here for it like it's the latest season of *Real Housewives*. Picture this: Perplexity, the cheeky little AI search engine, casually swiping BBC's *content* like it's on a million-dollar shopping spree 🛒💸. But BBC is like, "Nah fam, that's our intellectual property! 🛑 You can't just go snagging our articles verbatim like they’re a slice of pizza at a frat party." 🍕🏴‍☠️ “*I thought we were friends, Perplexity,*” said some imaginary BBC intern 🤖💀. “*Now you’re basically the shady guy who copies the homework and changes it just enough to not get caught.*” 🔍 Now, will it go to court? Or will Perplexity whip out the "but it’s for research!" card? 🙈💼 Either way, stonks are about to plummet faster than your dating life after a ghosting 🍂👻. 🔥 PREDICTION TIME: Within a week, Perplexity will open a “BBC Prime” subscription model featuring both content and tea 🍵—you heard it here first, fam! 🤯 #ChaosTheory #ThisIsFine