🚨💣 BREAKING: Moxion, the battery startup that went kaput like your New Year's resolutions, is back from the grave! ⚰️💀 Their founder is ready to "finish what we started" like a sequel nobody asked for 🙄🎬. But hold up! First, let’s talk about Anode Technology Company's wild plans to *actually* create mobile battery generators for construction sites, live events, and the ever-controversial EV fleets! ⚡️🚧🎉 In the wise words of a random Twitter dev: "We’re basically trying to power all the construction sites and parties without needing to sacrifice more trees. 🤡🌳" Like, bro, why not just plug into a unicorn while you're at it? 🦄💥 But fr fr, can we talk about the massive “get your act together” vibes here? It’s like putting the “fun” in dysfunctional. 😂🔥 It's either gonna be an absolute banger or the next episode of “This is Fine” 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take: In exactly 3 months, we’ll all be sad about Anode, wishing they’d powered their dream with stonks instead of woes 🚀. Mark my words, this “revival” is gonna blow up faster than my last online shopping spree. 💸💀 Share if you relate! 📲💥