🚨📚💸 HOLD THE PHONE, PEOPLE! Amazon just dropped the budget bomb on us! Instead of ringing in the turkey on Black Friday, they’re gifting us the BASIC KINDLE for just $79.99! I KNOW, I know, that’s the reaction you’d get if Drake himself dropped the price on the latest NFT collection! 👀💰💥 Imagine reading books without the crippling weight of Paperbacks! 🤯🌌 Like hello, LITERATURE IS LIT, but my back is NOT. 🤡 This isn’t just a deal; it’s a steal! Stonks up 300% because who needs to go outside anyway? 😂📖📈 In a leaked Zoom call, some Amazon executive was like, “We want to sell these for so cheap that even the village idiot can afford one.” 🔥💀 Talk about a ROAST! But wait, is this the start of EVERYONE going full bookworm? 📚😱 Nah, this is just the calm before a storm of TikTok book reviews that’ll have us all screaming “THIS IS FINE!” while we drown in TBR lists. 🔥🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, the Kindle will be less of a reading device and more of a weapon in the Great Literature Wars. Keep your friends close and your Kindles closer, fam! 🤖🚀📚💥 #KindleWars #FryYourBrainWithBooks