"Base44, the 6-mo-old solo coder, just flexed on Wix for $80M ๐ฐ๐ #VibesOnly #LevelUp ๐"
๐จ๐ค BASE44 JUST HIT THE STONKS BUTTON! ๐น๏ธ๐ฐ So, *apparently* thereโs this baby company called Base44 that popped out of the tech womb six whole months ago and went from zero to 250,000 users faster than I can finish my cold brew. โ๏ธ๐จ And guess what?! Wix came in like the dad of the year and slapped down a cold $80 MILLION ๐ธ! Thatโs a one-way ticket to "This is fine" town if Iโve ever seen one. ๐ ๐ฅ Imagine the developers spilling their code at the sight of that cash. One of them probably screamed, โDude, I just wanted to vibe code on the couch, not get a fat paycheck!โ ๐คฃ๐ค Now letโs dissect this: 250k users and nearly 200k in monthly profit? Thatโs pure espresso energy. Like, are they feeding the code with premium AI or something? Galaxies are aligning, folks! ๐โจ Leaked reports show the founders saying, โFr fr, we just thought weโd have a chill side hustle. Now weโre ballin' like Drake!โ While Wix is looking at it like, โNot the cringe, we are so based.โ ๐ My unhinged prediction? In 2024, every dev will be trying to sell their digital lemonade stands to mega corps for billions ๐๐. Get ready for the meme stock apocalypse, fam!